Frsluflokkur: Stjrnml og samflag

Snskukennsla 101

Ef blaamenn MBL.is hafa ekki gert sr grein fyrir v n egar er v hr me komi framfri a Expressen tilheyrir Gulu Pressunni Svj og ekki almennt flokka sem neitt voalega nkvmir me sannleikann egar arf a velja milli fyrirsagna sem selja ea ekki selja bla dagsins.

Snsku slangri eru essir tveir milar almennt kallair "Aftonhoran" og "Sexpressen".

S.s. allur sannleikurinn er a MM s af tilviljun AL fyrir utan NK og elti hana inn - ekki a hann hafi fyrirfram veri binn a kvea AL sem skotmark ur en hann s hana heldur af v a hn var ekktur stjrnmlamaur sem var vegi hans.

...ekki minna tragskt fyrir v sama hvernig aer litiFrown

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Jag tnkte: Nu fick jag syn p en politiker. De ska liksom de ska f se nu. Jag levde p a-kassa, sjukbidrag, hade lg ersttning och ingen utbildning. Ingen framtid. Jag var en mnniska utan jobb, utan bil, utan vnner, utan chans, sger han.

MM er fddur og uppalinn Svj og Snskur rkisborgari, innflytjandi af annarri kynsl.

.... Anders Behring Breivik er Normaur h og hr - eir sem skrifa hrslurur um MM og landvistarleyfi smu setninguttu a bera a saman vi ABB og hans innflytjendavihorf og spyrja sig hvort s meira sjkt.

Fyrir fgamenn eru allar lausnir sem byggja einhverju ru en eirra vihorfi sttanlegar.


mbl.is tlai a rast nnu Lindh
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

How to solve Icelands economic problems in 3 easy steps

Step 1: Iceland goes the same way as Argentina and defaults on foreign loan repayments and declares itself banktrupt

Step 2: Apple Inc. buys Iceland andrebrands it iCeland (a fully-owned subsidiary of Apple Inc.).

Step 3: iCeland is relaunched by Steve Jobs atCebit 2012 as the "Next Cool Thing" ("it's got built-in Ice, ho ho")and shares in it skyrocket despite no real difference between the old and the new products.

...all iCelanders get free iPads, iPhones and iMacs and live happoly ever after.

iWantOne InLove


Wailing across the sea

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The following snapshotcomes from the giftshop of the Swedish National Museum of History (http://www.nrm.se/) which we visited the other day.

Personally, I couldn't agree more.... STOP THE WAILING! Devil

Isuspect they also had albums byBob Marley and the Whalers but we unfortunately didn't stick around long enough to find them.


sland+EU==Ekkert Cheerios

Hafandi bi EU-landi 7 r get g bent allaveganna einn neikvan hlut sem EU-aild hefur me sr.

Cheerios erme of miki af jrni mia vi EU-stala og er v ekki leyfilegt a selja a venjulegum verslunum Svarki.

.... s.s. aild a EU myndi a a sundir slendinga yrftu a skipta um morgunmat Woundering

Kannski ess vegna sem dmurnar Blbankanum voru alltaf svo ngar me jrngildi blinu hj mr ar sem g boraiCheerios hverjum morgni yfir 25 r LoL


mbl.is Eva Joly: sland a ganga ESB
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Icelandic Politics

To clarify the political situation for my non-Icelandic friends who keep asking me "What's up with Iceland?", I've put together a short list of the current political parties and a summary of what it looks like each of them stands for.

I've been living abroad for some years now so some of the names may not be 100% accurate.

sjlfstisflokkurinn - X-Douh!
The name says it all - main agendaseems to be already accomplished after 12 years at the wheel.
Yes, of course it was a pure coincidence that those companies "donated" 45 millions right before they magically got their problems sorted out through political pressure. Why would anyone connect the two?... Honestly?
See The Legend of Robbin' Hood.

Brandarahreyfingin - X -Ha
Seriously - who believes you're going to disband the party once you reach your political goals? I did however like the guy on TV that said "Hanging on to the Icelandic Krona as a currency today is like owning a summer cottage in Chernobyl", he's getting my vote.
You had me at Chernobyl!

Skammfylkingin - X-Ess
Not really sure aboutthis one- seems to be some sort of extremist middle party with an identity crisis that had gotten tired of being in the opposition and grabbed the chance at the last election to abandon their political principles in exchange for a couple of seats on the government.
They've somehow managed to dodge all the blame and association with the current crisis, even if they were a part of the last government.
Lie down with dogs - You get fleas

Skrlrishreyfingin - X -
Mr. Crazypants himself leads the celebration but there are a couple of indians missing from the canoe - You don't want to meet those eyes in a dark alley late at night.
Has everyone really forgotten the SMS scam from a few years back where an attempt was made to trick people into donating money?
I'm not a crook - Richard Nixon

Vinstri Glrir - X -
Has probably the only political leader in Iceland that still has a general vote of confidence from the nation. I never did like him as a sports reporter though, too much focus on fringe sports.....we want football, goddammit not horse riding and ice skating! Vote for them if you don't like strippers.
Me love you long time - Full Metal Jacket

Farsttarflokkuinn - X-Bee
Yet another party with an identity crisis - all the farmers moved to Reykjavik and became bankers.
Also got substantial amounts of 'donations' from companies which needed favours. It's alsoa complete coincidence that said favours were delivered shortly afterwards.
Also spent 12 years in government until they were backstabbedafter the last elections, which was probably their biggest political break in retrospect as nobody now seems to blame them for the current crisis.
Money, Money, money....must be funny...in the rich man's world - ABBA


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