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Munchenbls im November

...kominn aftur til slarlandsins Bavariu nmskei. htelinu er m.a. 30 rsir sjnvarpinu.....

....ar af 29 sku InLove

a jafnast ftt vi a eya heilum degi a lesa um UAC, LUA, DACL, SACL og arar bkstafanir Windows og koma san upp htelherbergi um kvldi og horfa Freunde ea Ally McBain og skola v niur me Erdinger Weissbier und Brezels.

Reboot Tut Gut! Wizard


My September 11 2001

On this particular day I wasdoing some consultant workat the now-defunct NATO military base in Keflavk Iceland setting up and configuringIT systems. Although the base was officially designateda NATO base, in reality it was primarily a US venture - as long as the Soviets were considered a threat the base was also considered an essential part of the North Atlantic defense line (after all, the whole Glasnost thing and the decomissioning of the Soviet Union might have been a cunning Russian bluff to get NATO to lower its guard).

We arrived shortly before the 1st plane hit the north tower and started working as normal - it wasn't until the 2nd plane hit the south tower that we feltthe atmosphere around the base sinking to subzero levels as the realization that this wasn't just a random accident sunk in.

When the 3rd plane hit the Pentagon all non-military personnel were ordered to leave the premises immediately and this caused a mass exodus of cars through the checkpoint gates - which in itself was a small autonomous logistic featas there must have been at least a couple of thousand people inside thebase at that time.

The feeling I took with me from the Keflavk base that day was that nobody knew the extent of what was happening and that people were angry at being helpless to act and terrified that there would be more to come.

Fear is a powerful motivator and its cousinsare Anger and Terror - but if you allow Fear to control your society because of Anger then you have already lost the war and Terror has won.


Eikavk....

dag fkk g stafestingu v a vi erum bin a ba of lengi hr Svarki....

Sonur minn 5 ra sem hefur aldrei bi slandi lengur en 4 vikur senn spuri mig eftirfarandi:

"Pabbi, hvar er Eikavk?"

Sninn var sem s a meina Reykjavk en a var Eikavk Snsk-slensku eyrunum hans.

Ouch! tlum vi svona bjaga?Wink


heiarleg mistk reyndra vs. spilling atvinnuplitkusins

.... ks g frekar ann reynda a a s ekki sami dkkulsuglansinn honum og atvinnuplitkusunum, hann er a.m.k. ekki binn a eya hlfri vinni a kyssa rassa leiinni upp og skuldar engum neina plitska greia.

Kosningarslitin voru skilabo fr eim sem hfu fengi ng - auir og gildir atkvaselar hafa aldrei veri virtir (mli me tmum stum Alingi fyrir a).


mbl.is g er og ver vieigandi
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

a sem ekki m...

plitk ber vallt a hafa huga eftirfarandi atrii:

- Ekki segja meira en arft, hversusatt sem aer

- Ekki bast vi a frttamenn skilji kaldhni, eir f ekki borga fyrir a.

- Vera vallt gulum pollagalla til a verjast stugu sktkasti lgkrulegra plitskra vina sem munu einfaldlegaaldrei fyrirgefa ykkur opinberu rasskellingu sem i framkvmdu eim.

- Hlusta jkva gagnrniog gefa skt neikva.

Brussel er annars falleg borg....srstaklega torgi me Mannequin le Piss.


mbl.is tlar aldrei aftur til Brussel
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Deyr j, deyja rtur...

Deyr j, deyja rtur

deyr sjlfi a snnu

en orstr illr

deyr aldregi,

hveim er sr glata hefr

Deyr j, deyja rtur

deyr sjlfi n stta

eg veit einn

a aldrei deyr,

harmur manna minni


mbl.is Formlegar virur a hefjast
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Mmukebab ea tzi?

Var ekki alveg viss um hvort etta vri mynd af wrap af nsta Kebab-sta ea mman tzi sem er Bolzano talska hlutanum af Trl....

Mli annars me v a koma vi Bolzano og essu safni ef maur er a keyra fr Austurrki til talu, bi ar sem etta er skemmtileg borg (Austurrsk fyrir fyrrir heimstyrjld) og svo er lka mjg srstakt a horfa karlinn gegnum glrbr s.


mbl.is Verlaun fyrir mmufund
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Hri Httur og Selagengi

Snn saga r banka dag:

- Hrna er g me 7350 snskum krnum, geturu skipt v fyrir mig slenskar krnur?

- Sjlfsagt, genginu 15,977 verur a 117,430 slenskar krnur.

- .....en kaupgengi snskum krnum er 16,34!??

- aha, j...en a er ekki nota ef vi erum a kaupa sela... notum vi Selagengi! Wink

g hafi aldrei heyrt tala um neitt Selagengi ur og a fyrsta sem mr datt hug voru einhverjir brfnir trsarvkingar sem hefu stofna gengi til a arrna lglega fu feralanga sem dirfust a koma me sktugu selana sna fnu bankana eirra mean almenningur vri upptekinn vi a lesa um hver tti strsta jeppann/sumarbstainn/villuna/konuna S & Heyrt.

g leit kringum mig en s hvorki ljsmyndara n jakkakldda trsarvkinga neins staar annig a g ba um nnari tskringu fr stu stelpunni sem var a afgreia mig.

Selagengi er sem s hentigengi sem er alltaf enn lgra en venjulega gengi. Nema ef ert a kaupa.... er a ntturulega meira sem borgar fyrir a kaupa selana.

g ba snarhasti um a f selana mna til baka og fr heim me og stakk eim undir koddann minn....aftur.

Mott dagsins: Noti kort - annars rnir Selagengi peningunum ykkar!! Devil


mbl.is Ln mgulega fram vertrygg
Tilkynna um vieigandi tengingu vi frtt

Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iceland?

In a startling article in the well-known and respected magazine "Gun Toting Madmen",renowned weapons expert Elmer P. Fudd recently revealed that the small nation of Iceland thatperches on a small rock in the middle of the North Atlantic hasbeen able to develop weapons of mass destruction without attracting the attention ofanyone!

By cunningly cultivating hot springs, soap and magma (See http://www.fotopedia.com/en/Geysir) - the Icelandic scientists have been able to coax volcanic eruptions to occur almost at will!!!

WIth this, the nation places itself among terrorist nations with WMD's like North Korea, Iran andFrance.

Fascist dictatorships like the UK, Italy and Iraq have been invaded for less.


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